Aug 31, 2010

Teenage Pregnancy, Reality TV, Politics and Facebook do NOT mix!

OMG! I had no idea when I made a sweet and innocent FB status update about how lame it is that Bristol Palin is part of the new Dancing With the Stars lineup, that I would spark a political debate. This is one of the many responses I received: "what's wrong with her being on there?" and "oh Lord..I've got a feeling it's disliking her mom and her views..." Both quotes were from the same dude. Then the political debate over my innocent DWTS began. I responded to "dude," with this statement, "This has nothing to do with politics-I just hate the show! Don't pull that card dude!" If dude had only known I got wind of the news listening to RIGHT WINGED talk radio! This still doesn't mean I'm right winged-that's for me to know and you NOT to find out. So, to make a long story short, I made the following my status update:

I'm deleting my status update about DWTS and Bristol Palin as it was completely misconstrued. I purposely avoid posting anything that is of a political or religious nature in order to avoid offending others. This was strictly about reality TV. I'm too shallow to make posts about politics. My deepest apologies to anyone who was offended.

Sorry, but not everyone has a political agenda! Screw you!

Aug 29, 2010

House Mountain

Well, back to work tomorrow. I made sure that we had extra fun today and I have the pictures to prove it!:)


Now, I must go back to!!!

Aug 26, 2010


A post devoted to The Jersey Shore is long overdue (check out the video parody and don't forget to scroll down to the music playlist and disable it). Salud!

Aug 15, 2010

I shouldn't have to defend myself...

I've never been an en vogue type of gal, other than enjoying the 90's girl power group En Vogue. I must say, however, that I've always been receptive to the summer scarf. Yes, at first, there was some controversy. "Why are you wearing a scarf during the summer?" I wore the summer scarf before the summer scarf was cool.  I continue to wear the summer scarf in 90+ degree weather. I will be wearing the following scarf tomorrow:

 As a bonus, I'm attaching an awesome video by the 90's girl power group, En Vogue....Enjoy!:)

Aug 13, 2010

What I'm Listening to Today...

I'm listening to...
                 Willie Nelson's City of New Orleans from The Essential Willie Nelson:)
Willie and I go way back (this pic is fuzzy b/c I was too lazy to scan it). can't really tell that I'm playing a toy Willie Nelson guitar, but I totally am haha! That's my cousin Michael in the background with his ghetto blaster trying to drown out my bad singing.:)

Aug 12, 2010

"I'm the Sweetest Bitch You'll Ever Meet..." (open letter to Sammi Sweetheart)

Ok, I get it Sammi Sweetheart, you may be the sweetest bitch I'll ever meet, but you're also the dumbest. I used to be you-I let my man walk all over me, pouted, played the victim, yada, yada, yada... Sammi, you need to put on your big girl panties and play Ronnie's game. When he goes out to the club to creep-you go out with your girls. Don't stay in bed in your P.J.'s and pout-it's only hurting you! You're in Miami and you're so not a grenade, so live it up! Most likely, Ronnie will just be "what's his name," to you ten years from now. That's all I have to say. Until next time, keep on fist pumping!:) (by the way, this is for novelty purposes only-I really don't take the Jersey Shore that seriously.)

Aug 11, 2010

Hello My Name is Kelly

I just wrapped up two days (approx 14 hrs.) of training for work. We did an exercise on reputations. Each of us made our own chart with a negative and positive column. We wrote down three negative things about ourselves in one column, and then went around the room writing positive things about others in their positive columns. Here's what people wrote about me (I'm diggin' it haha!):

Aug 9, 2010

Excuse me...

You're standing on my neck...

My new addiction is NETFLIX.

My most recent NETFLIX delivery was disc one season one of Daria.


Aug 7, 2010

GTL (a bit late)

Ahhh...yes, another week of fist pumping drama. Actually, I was hoping for more drama in the second episode of Jersey Shore in Miami. Of course, I was happy to see Ronnie and Sammi rekindling their romance-we'll see how long that lasts. Oh, and leave it to the guidettes of the Jersey Shore to find the sluttiest store in Miami. Snooki just had to have some 300 plus dollar bedazzled sunglasses that she couldn't even see out of. This didn't stop her from wearing them. She continued to wear them, but consistently complained that she couldn't see. Take the glasses of Snooki! I laughed when she went to the fridge to get pickles (still wearing said glasses) and knocked some meat that was marinating out of the fridge. She was so upset because sauce got on her signature fuzzy slippers. Oh my! Oh, yeah, and everyone was pissed because Angelina was hogging the telephone. I'm not sure who the hell was calling her, because noone likes her. I miss the duck phone by the way. Oh, and I failed to mention Vinny at all last week, because, well, he's just lame. As for J-Wow, I really don't like her or her fake boobs. And as for Pauly D and Mike the Situation, they're CD's (you figure it out), but still very pretty to look at. They always brag about creeping and getting hot girls, when in reality, they may lure a grenade into their STD infested hot tub. Until next time, keep fist pumpin'!:)

Aug 1, 2010

My Version of the Hangover...

Ok, so first and foremost, I'm a mommy-let's not forget that. BUT, let's also not forget that mommies still need to let loose every now and then. Liv's 3 1/2 and is JUST now starting to stay overnight with her grandma and pops, so mommy and daddy take advantage of this every once in awhile. Well, last night we were JUST going out for sushi with a couple of friends-JUST sushi. I promised that we would not go out for cocktails afterwards. OF COURSE we went out for cocktails afterwards. Here's a list of events that occurred not in any particular order

1)This dude came up to me (according to my husband-I don't remember) and he said "hey, Kelly!" Apparently I said hi back and then the hubster asked me who dude was and I told him that I had no clue.

2) I discovered that my purse was missing-turns out I left it in the bathroom.

3) I kept picking on these poor wannabe guidos who were simply trying  to play some pool. I kept asking them if they were from Italy and if so, what part, and yada, yada, yada...

4) My friend handed me a drink and after I held it for a few, she asked me why I wasn't drinking it-she had bought me a shot. haha! I thought I was just holding her drink for her.

5) I kept pressing the issue for my friend and her boyfriend to get married and I was just meeting her boyfriend for the first time. She didn't mind, but he probably did!

6) I woke up in my clothes from the night before.

7) I texted my friends to find out if I did anything too embarrassing.

8) I was reminded why I don't go out much these days!!!