I've gots da' Potty Training Blues

I can't make you potty if you won't

and you can't make yourself go if you don't want

I've tried stickers. That didn't work.

I know that is seems as if Mommy's a jerk.

But using the potty is a perk as changing diapers takes a great deal of work.

I know you know better because you tell me when you're wet.

But when I suggest you use the potty, you start to fret.

You've started to use your potty as a stepping stool.

But when I suggest that you pee-pee in it you look at mommy like she's a fool.

We've even tried pull-ups--you just pull them off.

So I sought advice from my good friend The Hoff.

We've even tried instructional videos on Youtube.

But you just thought Mommy was being a boob.

I told you that all your friends use the potty.

But you just thought mommy was being real snotty.

At this point, I'm not quite sure what to do.

As Freud would say, I should not pressure you.

So, I can't make you go potty if you don't want to.

-Kelly Barnes-Novarro

Love ya Livvy-J!:)

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Report shows Tennessee has highest depression rate

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Dream

So, I had this dream that one of my front teeth fell out into my hand. I didn't completely panic--I took action by frantically flipping thru the yellow pages to find my dentist's number. It was a Friday afternoon in my dream (come to think of it, my dentist's office is closed on Fridays), and I thought I might be able to get an appointment for my tooth to somehow be reattached. I recall looking in the mirror and noticed that I could smile a certain way where the gap in my teeth would not show--it was my left canine to be exact. Well, of course, I google the dream and this is what I got--just follow the link if you're interested:

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art10573.asp

HELP!!!

I have a total case of writer's block, and you're going to help me solve it. Again, I'm not sure if anyone even reads my blog, but if you are reading this, please leave me a topic. It can be the most random topic--I don't care! I just feel like writing and have nothing to write about. Thanks!!!:)

Stay Golden!

Stay Golden!!!

Bea Arthur

(May 13, 1922 – April 25, 2009)

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I feel as if I've left my viewers/readers hanging, so here's some new pics...I must say that I'm at a loss for words at present.:}