Hello My Name is Kelly

I just wrapped up two days (approx 14 hrs.) of training for work. We did an exercise on reputations. Each of us made our own chart with a negative and positive column. We wrote down three negative things about ourselves in one column, and then went around the room writing positive things about others in their positive columns. Here's what people wrote about me (I'm diggin' it haha!):

Excuse me...

You're standing on my neck...

My new addiction is NETFLIX.

My most recent NETFLIX delivery was disc one season one of Daria.

DARIA ROCKS!

GTL (a bit late)

Ahhh...yes, another week of fist pumping drama. Actually, I was hoping for more drama in the second episode of Jersey Shore in Miami. Of course, I was happy to see Ronnie and Sammi rekindling their romance-we'll see how long that lasts. Oh, and leave it to the guidettes of the Jersey Shore to find the sluttiest store in Miami. Snooki just had to have some 300 plus dollar bedazzled sunglasses that she couldn't even see out of. This didn't stop her from wearing them. She continued to wear them, but consistently complained that she couldn't see. Take the glasses of Snooki! I laughed when she went to the fridge to get pickles (still wearing said glasses) and knocked some meat that was marinating out of the fridge. She was so upset because sauce got on her signature fuzzy slippers. Oh my! Oh, yeah, and everyone was pissed because Angelina was hogging the telephone. I'm not sure who the hell was calling her, because noone likes her. I miss the duck phone by the way. Oh, and I failed to mention Vinny at all last week, because, well, he's just lame. As for J-Wow, I really don't like her or her fake boobs. And as for Pauly D and Mike the Situation, they're CD's (you figure it out), but still very pretty to look at. They always brag about creeping and getting hot girls, when in reality, they may lure a grenade into their STD infested hot tub. Until next time, keep fist pumpin'!:)

My Version of the Hangover...

Ok, so first and foremost, I'm a mommy-let's not forget that. BUT, let's also not forget that mommies still need to let loose every now and then. Liv's 3 1/2 and is JUST now starting to stay overnight with her grandma and pops, so mommy and daddy take advantage of this every once in awhile. Well, last night we were JUST going out for sushi with a couple of friends-JUST sushi. I promised that we would not go out for cocktails afterwards. OF COURSE we went out for cocktails afterwards. Here's a list of events that occurred not in any particular order

1)This dude came up to me (according to my husband-I don't remember) and he said "hey, Kelly!" Apparently I said hi back and then the hubster asked me who dude was and I told him that I had no clue.

2) I discovered that my purse was missing-turns out I left it in the bathroom.

3) I kept picking on these poor wannabe guidos who were simply trying  to play some pool. I kept asking them if they were from Italy and if so, what part, and yada, yada, yada...

4) My friend handed me a drink and after I held it for a few, she asked me why I wasn't drinking it-she had bought me a shot. haha! I thought I was just holding her drink for her.

5) I kept pressing the issue for my friend and her boyfriend to get married and I was just meeting her boyfriend for the first time. She didn't mind, but he probably did!

6) I woke up in my clothes from the night before.

7) I texted my friends to find out if I did anything too embarrassing.

8) I was reminded why I don't go out much these days!!!

GTL

Yes! The Jersey Shore is back and the guidos and guidettes are taking on Miami! I must say I've missed the fist pump.:) Anyhoo, I'm going to give you all my views on the season premiere. Angelina's return was no accident-totally staged, and honestly, did they really think viewers would believe that Mike "the Situation," and Pauly D. invited her? Whateva'! Ok, and I so want Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart to get back together for some reason. Oh, and back to Angelina-she just makes things awkward, really. Oh, and don't get me started on the previews for upcoming episodes. Who knew that J-Wow would turn on Sweet Sammi (who I honestly think is kind of a bee-atch)? Oh, and I can't wait to see Snookie and Angelina fight. Lastly, the Situation and Pauly D. combined, maybe, just maybe has the I.Q. of my dog, but they're still so very pretty (and  yes, I said pretty) to look at.

Until next week, salute and keep on fist pumping!

The "Other" Olivia's Birthday Party

I haven't posted anything in quite some time, so I thought I'd post some pictures from a birthday party Liv attended today.:)

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